[slinks in on little cat feet]

[rest_now_my_brave_warrior]

hi everyone.

everything u need to know about me can be gleaned from the fact i’m a pisces sun with a leo moon. i also have 10th and 11th house stelliums and an obsession with Fe. i hope these are just words to u.

for the proper biohazard warning: my name is kat (pronounced (^ • ⋏ • ^)ﾉ☆). this place is so allergic to, like, making sense but my mirror self told me i’d find the only path left to normalcy/salvation here, and while i think my derangement makes me look like a princess i also really like the sound of my own voice LOL

sharing is my Way of Life so feel free to comment anywhere if u wanna be added!

Comments

[fizzpop]

omg what a COINCIDENCE .... how coincidental of us to meet .... i took a sojourn 2 the mushrooms n they whispered that the brave warrior (cat) had revived again.. it's ok the food is edible with or without hands given the host [stares at german furry]

that feels like a lie.... ur mirror self sounds so cool and tall and not a little loser at all. she sounds like the ultimate winner of life and that the universe gives her everything she wants when she doesn't ignore it <33333 i heard she's doing GREAT at growing into herself <3 FORBIDDEN IDOLSONA CULTIVATION ART ..... this is so funny ur so funny.... yes i heard that that was the coolest cultivation art to come out in the new century !!! she sounds SO cool like i want to talk to her <3 u miss the days of tyranny <3 mo ran relates <3

screaming why r we SO funny. (ur reincarnation card can't get revoked <3333 i asked the admin!!! even scattering it doesn't work!!!! we're meant 4 something APPARENTLY.)

oh my god did i tell ur abt the kitchen scissors used for the bangs? the handle was falling off one of the blades and they taped it on but that only made it worse!!!! that feels like this knife <3 i will simply die <3 pacifism netted a life debt so ur really getting the long end of the stick this interaction around !!!!!

p.s. i knowwwwwwww i love it sm. twt is like. 280 ch or shut. and i shut!!!! actually [spies twts abt jc] sometimes it's good 4 being deranged abt jc!!!!! i love jc so much have i ever mentioned that? i just think he's the best. i think he is the best and he's the no. 1 hottest in MY heart. [we're talking forever. kind of want a wordcount for how much we've talked on dc bc we talk SO MUCH. so much.]

[rest_now_my_brave_warrior]

is there a statute on how long a comment can go unresponded to before ure just cosmically not allowed to reply… i hope not… or actually maybe i hope there is so i can break it like i’m breaking it rn. pretend it’s the 13th again!!! and i’ll pretend i’ve never had to read the words g*rman f*rry in my life, out of the truly divine amounts of kindness in my heart.

do u want to know something terrible. my username is from genshin. it’s the voiceline of this twink/alcoholic/bard/god (his identities are listed in order of importance). i’m sorry for being who i am but also i do like it. i think i Will rest now. <— is instead replying to dw comments and pouring my heart & soul into understanding a fictional scorpio man

my mirror self is, at best, Okay. no i’m kidding i love her. of course i love her and all her… um…… growing and idolsona cultivationing. MO RAN RELATES 😭 that does not at all feel like a respectable sentence but i’ve said it so i’ll stick with it. like that kpop fan who defended karl marx bc they thought op was talking abt nct mark

we r SOOO funny we r actually so funny. maybe it’s self-obsession but humour has never been more reverently worshipped. i enjoy how we talk in different frequencies over 3 different platforms, all of them also varying levels of mentally ill. so true of us. the universe will never be able to make this (gestures between us) ever again! (i cant believe u’d do that for me :pleading_face: and i also can’t believe corporate actually cares………? can we choose what we r meant 4)

U DID NOT TELL ME ABT THE KITCHEN SCISSORS but i’ve been thinking of them sporadically for the past week ish. WHY WOULD THEY DO THAT …… maybe that’s one of the requirements for cutting nice bangs actually. there’s something abt cutting ur own bangs that demands a very intense kind of derangement. we’ll go one step further by using this knife and a blindfold. me, the long end of the stick… incredible!!!!! i will hold it in my mouth. i dont know why i keep giving u f*rry ammunition. there are no kernels of truth here please look away thank u.

p.p.s. reading ur daily i love jc spiel after reading ur mdzs is so funny. u r so obsessed with this man and i support u so much. i love it when i’m not the craziest one in the room (dw comment thread) sometimes….<3 [WE R TALKING FOREVER… god i wish we cld hv a wordcount bc i swear we just cannot shut up. like even w my adjustment period we r noisy. i wish there was also a way to include calls in the wordcount too LOL]

[fizzpop]

no such statute exists and if it did, i would waive it just 4 u!! the 13th again.. okay german furry <3

oh my god u have such severe brainrot. virgin impact shaped ur dw username. foul. u chose a twink/alcoholic/bardgod. THE FICTIONAL SCORPIO MAN IS SO IMPORTANT 2 ME..

no i’m kidding i love her. of course i love her and all her… um…… growing and idolsona cultivationing
the um.... of it all!!!! foul!!! her idolsona cultivationing is like, that foul cultivation method wwx invented but 1000% cooler and better in every way possible [sniped by inquiry]

it's not a respectable sentence!!!! im so glad u got that. OH MY GOD... i love kpop and how sincere fans r in their insanity.. the way op really pulled up and said quick history lesson FOR NCT MARK ...... im so glad it wasn't nct johnny at least.

we're so funny ..... it is the self-obsession but let the wheel roll on!!! also i asked for me ... the universe literally couldn't make [replicates gesture] ever again.. [corporate does not care, it has set goals !!! aws we can't choose. we go on this road or we go off into the wilderness, collapse and wake up on the track again.

THE KITCHEN SCISSORS ... i love being a recurring thought.. idk they were antsy 4 the change of it all. u truly do have the long end of the stick .. oh my god u r german furry..... i will never look away <3 as you never look away when we end up at the same place from two different directions.

p.p.p.s I JUST LIKE JC SO MUCH ........ truly my cross 2 bear.. i am so obsessed with him. i've never been as obsessed with anyone as much as i am him. crazy4crazy menace4menace we keep on tallying it up, the shape of what we are to one another. and yet it is still not enough. but we know!! i really wish there was a way to have a wordcount of everything.. it would be nice. we kind of do w discord but it still isn't enough .... ! EVEN WITH UR ADJUSTMENT PERIOD .. im keen 4 when im neck deep in scholasticisms :] IT'S A REAL WORD .. no red line 4 me sonny boy!!!! but also what abt the thoughts i have when i think of u...... they're not included..... aws i think of u fondly. i think u r such a good little menace.